teddit/ted

Give the intern a job @dwr https://x.com/alydotxyz/status/1986140348154839516?s=46

spring roll @ted or sushi ted foodmfer? https://foodmferspfp.gobase.wtf/

I think FC wants collateralized @ted’s eggs obligations

Once upon a time, A genie appeared before Ted. “I wish more men had rough hands” she said. The next day, Instagram released a filter so that guys have sliders and presets. Turns out, even callouses can be rendered.

I was wrong

$tednotlasso FYI if you buy and hold you get into a group chat where Ted gives you priority treatment. @androidsixteen.eth can we get a review

I have an announcement to make everyone so listen up. I beat @ted to being a tech advisor for Erewhon. Founder mode for the win

I was recently in a rage room (quite fun). There was a 22 yr old just out of college with us who was having a hard time going full power on a TV with a baseball bat. I don’t think it was related to strength moreso a psychological barrier. Caused by having female teachers his whole life and being taught natural male i

If the allegations from the kids and other moms are true, the main mother in this series is just as bad, if not worse than Epstein, but still out there basically virtually pimping her daughter

A nerd of fine taste

wait… has anyone checked the Facebook mobile app recently??? go look at it and report back

outside of upper bleph surgery, here are random procedures common in LA: - veneers (terrifying to me bc irreversible) - coolsculpting on arms (no, it’s not pilates sadly) - emsculpt on the butt (again, not pilates) - hair line implant / forehead reduction - fat transfer boob jobs + filler, botox, the usual

anybody using tweem.lol so many people tried this concept before but seems like finally tweem made it as intuitive / easy as possible where you reply to a post with @tweem and your bet on x number of likes or views idk if money is even involved but it doesn’t matter because people care first and foremost about being

latest study on the effect of nutrition on your dog's* behavior: 1. give it too much protein, it'll have increased aggression** (towards owner and other dogs) 2. give it too little protein, it'll have increased separation anxiety *golden retriever's **hard to measure aggression reliably

this is so funny to me because everyone's so focused on AI being used a productivity hack or the 10x engineer tool when in reality the majority of consumers are using it for... companionship

i don’t care for Travis Scott but do like this teaser content for his upcoming “storm storm smoothie” with erewhon and cactus jack, which includes a wild amount of ingredients: - Agua de Kefir Dragon Fruit Fresa - MALK Organic Coconut Milk - Sun Chlorella - Cocoyo Raw Coconut Yogurt Piña Colada - Magic Mind Mental Per

random observations: have noticed for a year+ that the behaviors / trends / content that do the best here track closest to early Facebook than to any other current platform (X, TikTok, Insta). why? i think there's an exhaustion with performative social and instead people crave low-stakes, casual spaces where they can

we used to rely exclusively on newspapers, radio, or letters for information. so limited, so slow. no way to “fact check” unless you were there on the frontlines. now we have endless resources to access information, the ability to fact check in minutes if not seconds, and… the majority of the world just doesn’t. this

software as content is the most underexplored, highest potential opportunity right now. what i'm seeing right now in terms of AI-generated videos and apps mirrors exactly what i observed and studied about tiktok's rise to dominance. on the surface, it may seem like tiktok’s earliest wave was driven by dancing. in re

hi guys our newest coworker @lokpray puts out thoughtful tech- and economic-focused content (always with a fun, personal angle) and i think he is criminally underfollowed and i would say this even if we he wasn't my coworker